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marybot: I was going to make a post about february but I misspelled it as fabruary so shit guys...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:39:59 -0400

I was going to make a post about february but I misspelled it as fabruary so shit guys happy fabruary

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:38:09 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

awkward-inclined: depression-and-movies: First food gifset,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:38:03 -0400

awkward-inclined:

depression-and-movies:

First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)

LIFE IS WONDERFUL

spookypepper: my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:38:00 -0400

spookypepper:

my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

sarah-urie: foodtrucker: I was born at an incredibly young age i told this to my english teacher...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:00:21 -0400

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

simplymykayla: sometimes you just gotta take a step back and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:00:01 -0400

simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

vriksaserket: more metal than the left side of the periodic table

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:55:22 -0400

vriksaserket:

more metal than the left side of the periodic table

theanti90smovement: idonotknoworcare: theanti90smovement: one person is born a year which means...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:54:44 -0400

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

Share ten facts about yourself then pass this onto ten of your favorite followers!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:45:44 -0400

(omg i never get things llike this)

1:i own a hatchet multi-tool

2:i love rocks and minerals(duh)

3:i am pretty good with a knife

4:i am very protective of my twin

5:i suck at video games

6:i love professor layton games(beat one in less than a day(gametime))

7:i love sonata arctica (try some of their songs)

8:i once dropped said hatchet onto my foot and did not care(no pain)

9:i once lost a pillow

10:i can pretty much strike up a conversation with anyone

barleytea: so tired of this ratchet ass hood

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:36:15 -0400

barleytea:

so tired of this ratchet ass hood

- (◡‿◡✿) - \ (•◡•) /

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:30:35 -0400

aww thanks you too

put a ღ in my inbox if you would like fuck me really hard or something

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:26:38 -0400

dersitedreams: also, its tmi tuesday where are these anons i hear about

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:12:11 -0400

dersitedreams:

also, its tmi tuesday

where are these anons i hear about

luxtempestas: somebody take this computer away from me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:29:25 -0400

luxtempestas:

somebody take this computer away from me

areyouthereal: I think I’ve figured out the problem with the PS4 and the XBONE. Sony tends to go...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:29:17 -0400

areyouthereal:

I think I’ve figured out the problem with the PS4 and the XBONE. Sony tends to go with blue and, as we all know, most social media sites use this. Microsoft went with green and, as we also know, green is not a creative color.

unregardless: hey yo be nice to people bc most people are already sad so like why be mean

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:23:56 -0400

unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

sevenylime: I’m ready…

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:15:13 -0400

sevenylime:

I’m ready…

cinderdrilla: My sister has nintendogs on her DSi and she has a puppy called Sherlock. i have just...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:13:43 -0400

cinderdrilla:

My sister has nintendogs on her DSi and she has a puppy called Sherlock.
i have just walked in on her teaching her puppies to do tricks, and she just went “Jump, Sherlock! Jump!”

foxheartx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:13:34 -0400

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

send me an emoticon (ノ°ο°)ノ

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:11:06 -0400

- (✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute
- (◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy
- \ (•◡•) / — i like your blog
- (¬‿¬) — can i touch you
- ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you
- (╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked
- (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you
- 凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you
- ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog
- (ﾉ °益°)ﾉ彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts
- (^(エ)^) — I wish you were a bear
- (^._.^)ﾉ — Be my cat
- (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) — you are a pig
- (¬_¬)ﾉ — I don't care about you
- (ಥ_ಥ) — you make wanna cry
- ヘ（。□°）ヘ — I'm getting crazy because of your stupid blog
- ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ — I cry like a baby
-（=｀〜´=）— i think you are an attention seeking dumbass
- ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ — i'm scared of you
- (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) — I want you to kiss me on the cheek
- (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \) — you should stop or i'll flip you around
- (●ゝω)ノヽ(∀＜●) — hi five
- ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ — the music you post makes me happy/ wanna dance